To noth or not to noth - is that the question?

Tuesday, 31 May 2011

Cheryl Cole Gets Her Head Straight by Going to Nowhere

A source said: "She can't wait to get as far away from all this attention as possible and was eyeing up destinations in the middle of nowhere. Cheryl is ... concentrating on getting her head straight."


  1. awaywiththefairies1 June 2011 at 18:10

    The middle of nowhere is a long, long way away and takes forever to get to - which is ideal when you look at the task in hand

  2. Though, as implied by Patrick in 'Spongebob Squarepants', the edge of nowhere could be even further away than the middle of nowhere - though I would advice Cheryl Cole to stay close to the middle, she's so ... mainstream

  3. somebody has to, after all there's nothing in that head